Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Hot! Autostraddle Pretty Little Liars Recap 314

Hooray! Pretty Little Liars is actually back! I missed that much for the duration of their hiatus I needed to accomplish boring things such as expend my time period having excellent degrees plus using by using my own classes!

We come back to Rosewood just a couple of days? Weeks? Months? after the . I'm nevertheless unclear regarding the timeline, but I can easily show you you will find however very little environments around Pennsylvania.

IS LESBIAN SKATEBOARDING A THING? I THINK IT SHOULD BE A THING

On this week's anxiety attack practically nothing happened. I mean, yes, persons talked, persons gone places, however next to nothing seemed to be revealed, discovered and also specifically shocking. It's including the freelance writers boobed their particular cannons on one more couple of assaults and now the indicate features regarding the maximum amount display range because Glee . Or virtually any instance involving Glee .

We amenable on Mona actively playing cuddle bunnies with Hanna in the middle belonging to the night.

NOW WAIT I WANT TO BE LITTLE SPOON!

That's right, Mona is usually back. Like again back. Just such as when Brock came back to Pokemon!

Mona's been produced coming from Arkham Insane Asylum with no penalties or arrest time frame and today she has no cost that will frolic unsupervised across Rosewood. Supposedly she's better, which is absolutely probable from the actual world. People seriously do have better. Except this may not be the true world. It's Liar World.

IN LIAR WORLD EVERYONE HAS IPHONES. IT'S JUST LIKE COLLEGE, OR BROOKLYN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GET MATCHING TATTOOS?!

RUINING HOODIES FOR ALL OF US

OH GIRL. THOSE DRAPES WITH THOSE PILLOWS? NUH UH.

IS FARTING

OH COME ON LIZZ. BORAT WAS NEVER POPULAR.

TEACHES FISTING CLASSES ON THE SIDE

SERIOUSLY IF NO ONE WANTS THEM I WILL BE ALL UP ON THOSE MUFFINS

DON'T JUDGE ME JUST BECAUSE I STOLE THIS OUTFIT FROM CHER IN CLUELESS

THAT'S RIGHT LADIES. WE TOOK PARTS FROM HER BIKE AND PARTS FROM MY BIKE AND SWAPPED THEM. THATS HOW LESBIANS HAVE SEX.

TAYLOR SWIFT IMPERSONATION

THAT'S A PENIS?!

THIS IS NOT WHAT DURA MATTER ON A BRAIN LOOKS LIKE!

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

MOST REALISTIC SHOT OF TEENAGERS EVER FEATURED ON PLL

DOES THIS LIPGLOSS LOOK POPPIN' ENOUGH TO YOU?

SHIT. I THINK SOMEONE SEES ME ORDERING THE IPHONE FIVE. QUICK, TELL THEM ALL I HAVE A NEXUS 4.

SPENCER DEMONSTRATES ALL THESE CHARACTERS GETTING WHACKED OFF.

OHM

OH FACE.

THIS SHIT HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES

IT'S A SYMBOL

THE BIRD IS CONNECTED TO THE RING ONLY BY ITS WING TIPS. I SUDDENLY RECOGNIZE IT. A MOCKINGJAY.

OR MAYBE IT'S JUST A REALLY THOUGHTFUL GIFT

SORRY SPENCER, I PUT ALL MY FUCKS IN THIS BOX. NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKS TO GIVE.

I HAVE A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON TYING YOUR SWEATSHIRT PULLS UP LIKE THAT.

OH THOSE JETS.

THE BEGINNING OF A CHEESY PORN AND/OR SLASHER FLICK

USING THAT BOOTY FOR FARTING IN THE HOTTUB

YOU SEE. UM. EXPERIMENTING IS NORMAL. I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK

THIS IS LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST BUTTPLUG I'VE EVER SEEN

DON'T CRY OUTLOUD

THAT'S THE TWO GIRLS ONE CUP VIDEO!?

OKAY. I HAVE THE LAST SEASON OF THE L WORD IN HERE. BUT YOU DIDN'T GET IT FROM ME.

SANDPAPER GONE TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG

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