They re up, they re up!
Wall-E star not touch yourself there. Beats me. (Last pun, promise.) TMZ reports:
According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old Anchorman star watching last night s feature with his penis exposed and in his hand aka, pulling a Pee-wee Herman. We re told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct. It was a quick release we re told he was out of police custody a short while later.
So if you ve been wondering who actually goes to porno theaters anymore, old dudes. Old dudes go there. Which makes sense considering they re not exactly a tech savvy bunch. Whoa, whoa, I m not looking at pornography on that thing. I can barely figure out how to talk to my grandchildren on it. Now fetch me my finest hat and coat, I m off to masturbate in a dark room full of strangers like a man.
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